Selected Sections: Writing : Law : : :

Drink of the day:

Beetle Juice recipeCocktails
Short drinks
Beetle Juice recipe
A delicious recipe for Beetle Juice, with gin, sweet vermouth, sweet and sour mix, Sprite® soda and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz gin
2 oz sweet vermouth
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz Sprite® soda
2 oz cranberry juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker over ice. Close the shaker and shake briskly two or three times. Strain into a large (9-oz) martini or cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



cat Start
cat Job
Office, Design, Transport, Train, Law, Food, Business, Art, Education, Health, Sales, Writing, Science, News, Photo, Shop,

cat Entertainment
TV, Radio, Car, Bike, Love, Book, Computer, Run, Sport, Event, Film, Video, Kid, Music, Pet, Internet,

cat Things
Free, Tool, Furniture, Auto, Money, CD, House, Home, Table, Room, Phone, Window, Cup, Sun,


catSubcategories::
Writing

The best jokes

Jokes about Writing

Letter jokesAre you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.

Parent jokesWith four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies. I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refrigerator. As a reminder, I wrote at the top: "IF WE ARE OUT OF IT, WRITE IT DOWN." When I checked the pad a few days later, to my delight I found the following message: "MOM, YOU MAY BE A BIT OLD-FASHIONED, BUT YOU ARE NOT 'OUT OF IT."'

Computer jokesThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.



Quotes about Law

Aleister Crowley"Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley

Benjamin FranklinA countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. Benjamin Franklin

Chinese ProverbA diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections. Chinese Proverb