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What's the difference between Windows
95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.
What's the difference
between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw
A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper. Barry Neil Kaufman