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Jokes about Window

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

Quotes about News

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding

Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson

All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken

Names of the day

AMELIE - Hardworking Origin: French

AMENA - Trustworthy, honest Origin: Arabic

AMERGIN - Born of song Origin: Celtic/Gaelic

Funny fact about Run

A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.

An elephant trunk has no bone but 40,000 muscles.

Former U.S. President Franklin Pierce was arrested during his term as President for running over an old lady with his horse, but the charges were later dropped.