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Jokes about Window

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

Quotes about News

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding

Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson

All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken

Names of the day

AMELIE - Hardworking Origin: French

AMENA - Trustworthy, honest Origin: Arabic

AMERGIN - Born of song Origin: Celtic/Gaelic

Funny fact about CD

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It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD's!

McDonald's is the world's largest distributor of toys!