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Jokes about Window

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

Quotes about News

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding

Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson

All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken

Names of the day

AMITOLA - Rainbow Origin: Native American

AMITY - Friendship Origin: English

AMMA - Mother Origin: Sanskrit (India)

Funny fact about Auto

Henry Ford, father of the Automobile, is also father of the charcoal briquette.

John F. Kennedy was buried without his brain after it was lost during the autopsy!

More steel in the United States is used to make bottle caps than to manufacture automobile bodies.