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Jokes about Window

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

Quotes about News

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding

Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson

All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken

Names of the day

AMERICUS - Home ruler Origin: German

AMERIGO - Home ruler Origin: Italian

AMES - Friend Origin: French

Funny fact about Free

Some toothpastes and deodorants contain the same chemicals found in antifreeze.

Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.

Honey is used sometimes for antifreeze mixtures and in the center of golf balls.