Cocktails 2 oz Stolichnaya® vodka
6 1/2 oz Perrier® lemon soda water
1 oz fresh lemon juice
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What's the difference between Windows
95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.
What's the difference
between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding
Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson
All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken
DREAMA - Joyous Music Origin: American
JAM - A sweet condiment or musical get-together Origin: American
JAZZ - Style of Music Origin: American
Cats cannot taste sweet things.
Of all things, Andrew Jackson’s tombstone does not mention that he served as the president of the United States!
The ant can lift things 10 times its own weight.