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Jokes about Window

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

Quotes about News

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding

Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson

All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken

Names with meaning about Music

DREAMA - Joyous Music Origin: American

JAM - A sweet condiment or musical get-together Origin: American

JAZZ - Style of Music Origin: American

Funny fact about Film

The United States produces enough plastic film annually to cover the entire state of Texas.

The filming of the movie 'Titanic' cost more than the Titanic itself!

The most popular sport as a topic for a film is boxing.