Cocktails 2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz vodka
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 squeeze limes
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What's the difference between Windows
95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.
What's the difference
between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding
Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson
All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken
AMADEUS - Love of God Origin: Latin
AMADIS - Love of God Origin: Latin
AMANDA - Worthy of Love Origin: Latin
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
It takes Several hundred thousand years for newly made photons (light) to travel from the core of the sun to it's surface.
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!