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Bird Bomb recipe
A delicious recipe for Bird Bomb, with Absolut® vodka, DeKuyper® Cheri-Beri Pucker schnapps and lemonade. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
3 oz Absolut® vodka
1 oz DeKuyper® Cheri-Beri Pucker schnapps
8 oz lemonade
Method:
Fill a hurricane glass half-way with ice. Add the Absolut vodka and DeKuyper Cheri-Beri Pucker. Fill with lemonade, and serve.
Serve:
Hurricane Glass
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Writing
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose. Samuel McChord CrothersA writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. Thomas MannA writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. Thomas Mann
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