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Jokes about Video

John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it.'

My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

Quotes about Window

A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books. Walt Whitman

all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. Dale Carnegie

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. William Shakespeare

Names of the day

AMARYLLIS - Flower name Origin: Greek

AMAYA - Night Rain Origin: Japanese

AMAYETA - Big Berries Origin: Native American