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Cocky Carrot recipe
A delicious recipe for Cocky Carrot, with Stolichnaya® vodka, triple sec, carrot juice and 180® citrus energy drink. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Stolichnaya® vodka
1 1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz carrot juice
1 oz 180® citrus energy drink
Method:
Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker and stir. Strain over ice into a collins glass. Garnish with an orange wheel, and serve.
Serve:
Collins Glass
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Jokes about Video
John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Window
A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books. Walt Whitmanall of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. Dale CarnegieBut, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. William ShakespeareNames of the day
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