Cocktails 1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz dark rum
1/2 oz spiced rum
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
5 oz pineapple juice
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'
My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.
Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use. Washington Irving
A tart temper never mellows with age; and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use. Washington Irving
Don't break your shin on a stool that is not in your way. Irish Proverb