Cocktails 1 tbsp cayenne pepper
2 oz 100 proof Smirnoff® vodka
3 oz tomato juice
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'
My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.
Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? Al Boliska
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv Ellen DeGeneres
BING - Pet form of BINGHAM Origin: English
LOTTA - Petite Beauty Origin: Latin
LOTTIE - Petite Beauty Origin: Latin