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chicken noodle soup
Carl recipe
A delicious recipe for Carl, with chicken noodle soup and Korski® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 cans chicken noodle soup
16 oz Korski® vodka


Method:
Make sure that the soup is nice and hot. When it is hot enough, let it cool to 96 degrees. At this point, you put a pint of vodka in the soup and stir for 1 minute. When it is done, you will know it.
Serve:
Mug



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Jokes about Video

Children jokesJohn kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it.'

Christmas jokesMy problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

Dog jokesWhy should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.



Quotes about Sales

David M. OgilvyIn the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman. David M. Ogilvy

Clifford StollNo computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work. Clifford Stoll

Woody AllenThere are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen



Names with meaning about Shop

BISHOPBISHOP - A Bishop Origin: English

GILLESPIEGILLESPIE - Servant of the Bishop Origin: Celtic/Gaelic