Punches 750 ml bottle of cheap rum
3 liters any flavor bottle of cheap soda
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'
My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.
Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. David Frost
A prudent mind can see room for misgiving, lest he who prospers would one day suffer reverse. Sophocles
A room without books is like a body without a soul. Cicero
KEZIAH - Daughter of Job Origin: Hebrew