Cocktails 15 ml Campari® bitters
20 ml cherry brandy
1 tsp honey
1 tbsp cherry conserve
1 dash lemon juice
1 halved strawberry
90 - 120 ml Champagne
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'
My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.
Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield
All phone calls are obscene. Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce
AMIE - Friend Origin: French
AMIEL - My people belong to God Origin: Hebrew
AMIL - Hopeful Origin: Arabic