Selected Sections:
Video : Office : Pet : :
TheBestJokes.info
Portal with funny stuff
Drink of the day:
Cocktails Long drinks
Bloody Monkey recipe
A delicious recipe for Bloody Monkey, with grenadine syrup, DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, vodka, ginger ale and 7-Up® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 oz vodka
1 dash ginger ale
8 oz 7-Up® soda
Method:
Half-fill a highball glass with ice. Pour the grenadine around the inside of the glass and on top of the ice to give that bloody look to it. Next, add the vodka (more if you prefer), then the sour apple pucker. Add the ginger ale, and then fill with 7-up. Garnish as desired, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass
Start
JobOffice, Design, Transport, Train, Law, Food, Business, Art, Education, Health, Sales, Writing, Science, News, Photo, Shop,
EntertainmentTV, Radio, Car, Bike, Love, Book, Computer, Run, Sport, Event, Film, Video, Kid, Music, Pet, Internet,
ThingsFree, Tool, Furniture, Auto, Money, CD, House, Home, Table, Room, Phone, Window, Cup, Sun,
Subcategories::Video
Video & Office
The best jokes
Jokes about Video
John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames with meaning about Pet
BING - Pet form of BINGHAM Origin: EnglishLOTTA - Petite Beauty Origin: LatinLOTTIE - Petite Beauty Origin: Latin
Foreign Exchange Rates:
USD per EUR
Yen per USD
(source: cnn.com)
(source: cnn.com)
(source: cnn.com)