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Attempted Suicide recipe
A delicious recipe for Attempted Suicide, with Smirnoff® Raspberry Twist vodka, Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum, peach schnapps, fruit juice, cantaloupe melon, strawberries and bananas. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 bottle Smirnoff® Raspberry Twist vodka
1 bottle Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum
1 bottle peach schnapps
3 bottles fruit juice
1 whole cantaloupe melon
1 pint ripe, sliced strawberries
3 - 6 ripe, sliced bananas
Method:
Cut the cantaloupe melon into small pieces. Mix all alcohol and fruit juice in a large container such as a cooler. Slice the fruit and place in the alcohol and let marinate. Serve in a tall glass with ice and fruit as garnish.
Serve:
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames with meaning about Job
KEZIAH - Daughter of Job Origin: Hebrew
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