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Asian Cum Shot recipe
A delicious recipe for Asian Cum Shot, with Smirnoff® Watermelon Twist vodka and Sunny Delight® orange juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
3 oz Smirnoff® Watermelon Twist vodka
6 oz Sunny Delight® orange juice
Method:
Pour the Smirnoff Watermelon Twist vodka and Sunny Delight into a highball glass over a few ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass
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Jokes about Video
John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William Shakespeare
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