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Cheaterita recipe
A delicious recipe for Cheaterita, with tequila, limeade and lime. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
2 oz tequila
6 oz limeade
1 slice lime
Method:
Combine tequila, limeade and ice in a highball glass. Squeeze lime juice from the slice into mixture and then drop the rind in the glass as well. Stir and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass
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Jokes about Video
John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Money
[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark TwainA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob HopeA billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett DirksenNames of the day
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