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Beer / Ale Carling® lager
Cheef recipe
A delicious recipe for Cheef, with Carling® lager and Orange Reef® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 pint Carling® lager
1 bottle Orange Reef® vodka
Method:
Take a pint of freshly poured cold Carling and drink (neck) half of it in one. Pause for thought. Then with out stopping pour in the entire bottle of Reef and drink the remainder at your leisure.
The Reef should be poured in one; any spillages should be noted and acted upon appropriately. The key to the whole cocktail is knowing when there is enough room in the pint glass to pour in the entire bottle of reef, refilling it to the brim without any spillage.
Serve:
Beer Mug
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Jokes about Video
John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Money
[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark TwainA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob HopeA billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett DirksenNames of the day
AMINA - Trustworthy, honest Origin: ArabicAMINIA - Faithful Origin: AfricanAMIR - Prince/Rich/Cultivated Origin: Arabic
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