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Carl recipe
A delicious recipe for Carl, with chicken noodle soup and Korski® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
2 cans chicken noodle soup
16 oz Korski® vodka
Method:
Make sure that the soup is nice and hot. When it is hot enough, let it cool to 96 degrees. At this point, you put a pint of vodka in the soup and stir for 1 minute. When it is done, you will know it.
Serve:
Mug
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Jokes about Video
John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Money
[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark TwainA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob HopeA billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett DirksenNames with meaning about Event
BATHSHEBA - Seventh Daughter Origin: HebrewKALOOSH - Blessed Event Origin: ArmenianSABA - Seventh Daughter Origin: Greek
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