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Bart Simpson #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bart Simpson #2, with Malibu® coconut rum, Midori® melon liqueur and Smirnoff® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz Smirnoff® vodka
Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well, strain into shot glasses, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass
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Jokes about Video
John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Love
[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket. Marge PiercyA dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Josh BillingsA father may turn his back on his child, . but a mother's love endures through all. Washington IrvingNames of the day
ARAM - High, Exalted Origin: ArmenianARAMA - Of the Virgin Mary Origin: SpanishARAN - Forest Origin: Thai
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