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Jokes about Video

John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it.'

My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

Quotes about Kid

A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford Stoll

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators. Bill Watterson

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. Marcus Brigstocke

Names with meaning about Sun

APOLLO - Sun god Origin: Greek

APPOLLO - God of the Sun Origin: Greek

ASIS - Sun Origin: African