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Jokes about Video

John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it.'

My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

Quotes about Internet

I sense an insatiable demand for connectivity. Maybe all these people have discovered important uses for the Internet. Perhaps some of them feel hungry for a community that our real neighborhoods don't deliver. At least a few must wonder what the big deal Clifford Stoll

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politici Denise Caruso

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. Penn Jillette

Names of the day

ANALISE - From Anna and Elise Origin: German

ANALU - Manly Origin: Hawaiian

ANANA - Soft, Gentle Origin: African