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Captain and Tonic recipe
A delicious recipe for Captain and Tonic, with Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum and tonic water. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
5 oz tonic water
Method:
Pour the Captain Morgan spiced rum into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with tonic water, stir, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Furniture
Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house. Henry Ward BeecherCats regard people as warmblooded furniture. Jacquelyn MitchardMy ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy. Pamela AndersonNames of the day
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