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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'
My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.
Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success. Otto von Bismarck
Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or Sharon Salzberg
Delay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it. Miguel de Cervantes
ANGELA - Messenger of God Origin: Greek
ANGELICA - Messenger of God Origin: Latin
ANGELINA - Messenger of God Origin: Italian