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Bin Laden #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bin Laden #2, with absinthe herbal liqueur, Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1/3 oz absinthe herbal liqueur
1/3 oz Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
Method:
Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass
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Jokes about Video
John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Computer
A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford StollAll programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. web design nycComputer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. Marcus BrigstockeNames of the day
ANNALISE - From Anna and Elise Origin: GermanANNE - Gracious, merciful Origin: HebrewANNEKE - Little ANN Origin: Scandinavian
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