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Bend Me Over #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bend Me Over #2, with Crown Royal® Canadian whisky, amaretto almond liqueur, sweet and sour mix and 7-Up® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
1 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 splash 7-Up® soda
Method:
Stir ingredients together in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Strain into an old-fashioned glass or large shot glass, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.Quotes about Car
"Careful with fire" is good advice we know.
"Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. William Carleton"Know thyself," said the old philosopher, "improve thyself," saith the new. Our great object in time is not to waste our passions and gifts on the things external that we must leave behind, but that we cultivate within us all that we can carry into the et Edward Bulwer-Lytton. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Wolfgang Amadeus MozartNames with meaning about Run
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