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6 1/2 oz Perrier® lemon soda water
1 oz fresh lemon juice
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'
My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.
Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. Gore Vidal
Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people. Philip Guedalla
Civility is not something that automatically happens. Civil societies come about because people want them to. Jimmy Bise Jr.
APOLLO - Sun god Origin: Greek
APPOLLO - God of the Sun Origin: Greek
ASIS - Sun Origin: African