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Jokes about Video

John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it.'

My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

Quotes about Art

[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. Al Capp

[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket. Marge Piercy

[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake. Lord Byron

Names with meaning about Sun

APOLLO - Sun god Origin: Greek

APPOLLO - God of the Sun Origin: Greek

ASIS - Sun Origin: African