Cocktails 1 tbsp cayenne pepper
2 oz 100 proof Smirnoff® vodka
3 oz tomato juice
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one day John came
home clutching a
package containing a brand-new video.
'Where in
the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked
his
father suspiciously.
'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the
TV in for
it.'
My problem is that I
keep stealing
things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me
something for
it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and
bring
me a new video camera.
Why should you never watch a video with a
Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. Al Capp
[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket. Marge Piercy
[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake. Lord Byron
ANDY - Manly Origin: Greek
ANEKO - Older Sister Origin: Japanese
ANEMONE - Breath Origin: Greek