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Acapulco Dream Cream recipe
A delicious recipe for Acapulco Dream Cream, with gold tequila, coconut cream, orange juice and cinnamon. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz gold tequila
1/2 oz coconut cream
2 oz orange juice
1 tbsp cinnamon


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and pour into a cocktail glass. Dust with cinnamon, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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Jokes about Transport

Answer me this jokesWhy is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Heaven and hell jokesThree men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife." The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation. To the second man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The second man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife twice." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW. To the third man the Lord asked, "So, how many times did y ou cheat on your wife?" The third man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation. A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out. "Why are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and limo!" The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!"

Insect jokesWhat do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !



Quotes about TV

Al BoliskaDo you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? Al Boliska

GallagherDon't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher

Ellen DeGeneresI gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv Ellen DeGeneres