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Apple 151 recipe
A delicious recipe for Apple 151, with apple juice and Bacardi® 151 rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz apple juice
1 oz Bacardi® 151 rum


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a mug with ice, and serve.
Serve:
Beer Mug



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The best jokes

Jokes about Transport

Answer me this jokesWhy is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Heaven and hell jokesThree men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife." The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation. To the second man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The second man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife twice." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW. To the third man the Lord asked, "So, how many times did y ou cheat on your wife?" The third man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation. A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out. "Why are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and limo!" The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!"

Insect jokesWhat do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !



Quotes about Sport

Robin Green and Mitchell BurgessFor people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequential goings on that it really is... Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

William ShakespeareFor 'tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard... William Shakespeare

Henry FieldingHe that can heroically endure adversity will bear prosperity with equal greatness of the soul; for the mind that cannot be dejected by the former is not likely to be transported without the latter. Henry Fielding