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Bart Simpson #2 recipeShots & Shooters
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Bart Simpson #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bart Simpson #2, with Malibu® coconut rum, Midori® melon liqueur and Smirnoff® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz Smirnoff® vodka


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well, strain into shot glasses, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Jokes about Transport

Answer me this jokesWhy is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Heaven and hell jokesThree men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife." The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation. To the second man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The second man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife twice." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW. To the third man the Lord asked, "So, how many times did y ou cheat on your wife?" The third man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation. A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out. "Why are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and limo!" The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!"

Insect jokesWhat do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !



Quotes about News

Henry FieldingA newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding

Thomas JeffersonAdvertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson

H. L. MenckenAll successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken