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Jokes about Transport

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife." The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation. To the second man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The second man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife twice." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW. To the third man the Lord asked, "So, how many times did y ou cheat on your wife?" The third man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation. A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out. "Why are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and limo!" The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!"

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

Quotes about Computer

A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford Stoll

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. web design nyc

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. Marcus Brigstocke

Names with meaning about Money

GAVIVI - Money is Sweet Origin: African

SIKA - Money Origin: African

Funny fact about Phone

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.

Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08!