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African Tinnie recipeShots & Shooters
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African Tinnie recipe
A delicious recipe for African Tinnie, with vodka, peach schnapps and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/3 oz vodka
1/3 oz peach schnapps
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur


Method:
Layer ingredients in order into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Jokes about Transport

Answer me this jokesWhy is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Heaven and hell jokesThree men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife." The Lord replied, "Very good! Not only will I allow you in, but for being faithful to your wife I will give you a huge mansion and a limo for your transportation. To the second man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?" The second man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife twice." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a four- bedroom house and a BMW. To the third man the Lord asked, "So, how many times did y ou cheat on your wife?" The third man replied, "Lord, I cheated on my wife about 8 times." The Lord replied, "I will allow you to come in, but for your unfaithfulness, you will get a one-room apartment, and a Yugo for your transportation. A couple hours later the second and third men saw the first man crying his eyes out. "Why are you crying?" the two men asked. "You got the mansion and limo!" The first man replied, "I'm crying because I saw my wife a little while ago, and she was riding a skateboard!"

Insect jokesWhat do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !



Quotes about Car

William Carleton"Careful with fire" is good advice we know. "Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. William Carleton

Edward Bulwer-Lytton"Know thyself," said the old philosopher, "improve thyself," saith the new. Our great object in time is not to waste our passions and gifts on the things external that we must leave behind, but that we cultivate within us all that we can carry into the et Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart