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A man is in a bar having a
drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks
up
the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off
again. This
time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you
live?''
Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts
him in the
back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the
guy's house, the
man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3
times before
getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell
and the guy's wife
comes to the door. The man says, ''Hello,
I've brought your husband
home.''
The wife looks at the man
and asks, ''Where's his wheel
chair?''
"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstool.
"Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you
when you've
drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent.
"Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for
years!"
"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstool.
"Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when
you've
drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted
gent.
"Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for
years!"
For people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequential goings on that it really is... Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess
For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard... William Shakespeare
He that can heroically endure adversity will bear prosperity with equal greatness of the soul; for the mind that cannot be dejected by the former is not likely to be transported without the latter. Henry Fielding