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Bubblegum Delight recipe
A delicious recipe for Bubblegum Delight, with Kamchatka® vodka and raspberry ginger ale. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Kamchatka® vodka
4 oz red raspberry ginger ale


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a highball glass, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you live?'' Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the guy's house, the man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3 times before getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell and the guy's wife comes to the door. The man says, ''Hello, I've brought your husband home.'' The wife looks at the man and asks, ''Where's his wheel chair?''

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!"

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!"



Quotes about Money

Mark Twain[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark Twain

Bob HopeA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope

Senator Everett DirksenA billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett Dirksen