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Bin Laden #2 recipeShots & Shooters
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Bin Laden #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bin Laden #2, with absinthe herbal liqueur, Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/3 oz absinthe herbal liqueur
1/3 oz Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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