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Acapulco Dream Cream recipe
A delicious recipe for Acapulco Dream Cream, with gold tequila, coconut cream, orange juice and cinnamon. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz gold tequila
1/2 oz coconut cream
2 oz orange juice
1 tbsp cinnamon


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and pour into a cocktail glass. Dust with cinnamon, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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Blind jokesA blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

Brother and sister jokesDan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !

Criminal jokesA prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly. "we're going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper THE EDMONTON SUN, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are eve rywhere."



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Elise NordlingI think the primary function of radio is that people want company. Elise Nordling

Johnny CarsonIf it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson

Matt GroeningIf something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV. Matt Groening