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African Tinnie recipeShots & Shooters
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African Tinnie recipe
A delicious recipe for African Tinnie, with vodka, peach schnapps and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/3 oz vodka
1/3 oz peach schnapps
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur


Method:
Layer ingredients in order into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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