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Beetle Juice recipeCocktails
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Beetle Juice recipe
A delicious recipe for Beetle Juice, with gin, sweet vermouth, sweet and sour mix, Sprite® soda and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz gin
2 oz sweet vermouth
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz Sprite® soda
2 oz cranberry juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker over ice. Close the shaker and shake briskly two or three times. Strain into a large (9-oz) martini or cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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Jokes about Things

Blind jokesA blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

Brother and sister jokesDan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !

Criminal jokesA prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly. "we're going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper THE EDMONTON SUN, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are eve rywhere."



Quotes about Furniture

Henry Ward BeecherBooks are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house. Henry Ward Beecher

Jacquelyn MitchardCats regard people as warmblooded furniture. Jacquelyn Mitchard

Pamela AndersonMy ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy. Pamela Anderson