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Smirnoff® Raspberry Twist vodka
Attempted Suicide recipe
A delicious recipe for Attempted Suicide, with Smirnoff® Raspberry Twist vodka, Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum, peach schnapps, fruit juice, cantaloupe melon, strawberries and bananas. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 bottle Smirnoff® Raspberry Twist vodka
1 bottle Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum
1 bottle peach schnapps
3 bottles fruit juice
1 whole cantaloupe melon
1 pint ripe, sliced strawberries
3 - 6 ripe, sliced bananas


Method:
Cut the cantaloupe melon into small pieces. Mix all alcohol and fruit juice in a large container such as a cooler. Slice the fruit and place in the alcohol and let marinate. Serve in a tall glass with ice and fruit as garnish.
Serve:
Hurricane Glass



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Angelina JolieIf I didn't have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up. Angelina Jolie

Alfred HitchcockIn films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man. Alfred Hitchcock

Alexander Graham BellMan is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by the fulfilment of animal desires. Alexander Graham Bell