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Applegasm recipeOther Drinks
DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
Applegasm recipe
A delicious recipe for Applegasm, with DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps and apple juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
3 parts apple juice


Method:
Pour ingredients into a cup, apple schnapps first, and enjoy. It tastes like a Granny (green) apple or green apple jolly rancher. It can be made up per shot, per glass, or per party.
Serve:
Cup



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The best jokes

Jokes about TV

Dog jokesA man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to himself "Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings" So he goes in search of the owner. He found the owner and said "I'd like to buy your dog, is he for sale??" The owner says "No mate you don't want that old moth eaten thing!" "But I do!" Insisted the man "I'lll give you 1000 pounds for him. "Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!" Handing over the money the man said "Why do you think that?" The man replied "Because that dogs a bloody liar it's never won a race in it's life!"

Face jokesWhat happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Weather jokes'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.'



Quotes about Writing

Samuel McChord CrothersA prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose. Samuel McChord Crothers

Thomas MannA writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. Thomas Mann

Thomas MannA writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. Thomas Mann