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Absolute Suicide recipeShots & Shooters
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Absolute Suicide recipe
A delicious recipe for Absolute Suicide, with DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps, DeKuyper Island Blue Pucker and Absolut® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/4 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1/4 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
1/4 oz DeKuyper Island Blue Pucker
1/4 oz Absolut® vodka


Method:
Chill each ingredient. Pour into a shot glass in equal parts, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Jokes about TV

Dog jokesA man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to himself "Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings" So he goes in search of the owner. He found the owner and said "I'd like to buy your dog, is he for sale??" The owner says "No mate you don't want that old moth eaten thing!" "But I do!" Insisted the man "I'lll give you 1000 pounds for him. "Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!" Handing over the money the man said "Why do you think that?" The man replied "Because that dogs a bloody liar it's never won a race in it's life!"

Face jokesWhat happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Weather jokes'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.'



Quotes about Radio

Elise NordlingI think the primary function of radio is that people want company. Elise Nordling

Johnny CarsonIf it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson

Matt GroeningIf something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV. Matt Groening