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Banana Grape Smoothie recipeNon-Alcoholic
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Banana Grape Smoothie recipe
A delicious recipe for Banana Grape Smoothie, with bananas, grapes, ice and milk. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 large bananas
2 handfuls red, seedless grapes
1 cup ice
1/4 cup milk


Method:
Place the bananas and grapes into a blender and mix until it is a "smooth" liquid. Add the ice and blend until crushed. Add milk, mix until smooth and pour into a hurricane glass. Serve.
Serve:
Hurricane Glass



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