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Beaubetween recipeShots & Shooters
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Beaubetween recipe
A delicious recipe for Beaubetween, with peppermint schnapps, creme de cacao and Tequila Rose® strawberry cream liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
1/2 oz creme de cacao
1/2 oz Tequila Rose® strawberry cream liqueur


Method:
Pour the peppermint schnapps into a shot glass. Add the creme de cacao, then layer the tequila rose on top using the back of a spoon, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Jokes about TV

Dog jokesA man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me I'm tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to himself "Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings" So he goes in search of the owner. He found the owner and said "I'd like to buy your dog, is he for sale??" The owner says "No mate you don't want that old moth eaten thing!" "But I do!" Insisted the man "I'lll give you 1000 pounds for him. "Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!" Handing over the money the man said "Why do you think that?" The man replied "Because that dogs a bloody liar it's never won a race in it's life!"

Face jokesWhat happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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Quotes about Money

Mark Twain[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark Twain

Bob HopeA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope

Senator Everett DirksenA billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett Dirksen