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Belizan Punch recipe
A delicious recipe for Belizan Punch, with cherry juice, orange juice, apple juice and white rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 can cherry juice
orange juice
apple juice
white rum to taste


Method:
Fill 1/4 of a punch bowl with orange juice. Fill another 1/4 of the bowl with apple juice. Add 1/2 can of canned cherry juice, then add white rum to taste. Serve in cups.
Serve:
Punch Bowl



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